100 Things About Me

1. My name is Jack. Yes, really.
2. I have brown eyes.
3. I have dark brown hair that grown ridiculously quickly.
4. My favourite colour is dark blue.
5. I live in England, near to London. That’s all you get, unknown people :P
6. I constantly use slang like "lol" way too much, but I think it shows how I want the info to be interoperated.
7. I have many pet peeves, but I hate, hate, HATE it when people walk too slow in front of you.  I think they do it on purpose ¬¬
8. I am annoyingly indecisive.
9. I don’t have a favourite food, music, place ect.
10. I do not have a middle name
11. I have adopted the name ‘Tyler’ for a middle name, because Peter gave it to me.
12. I have a cat called Mischief, who I love to pieces.
13. I have to do things evenly, such as the TV Volume or even when I eat things.
14. My clothes have to match colour.
15. I have had 37 ex-girlfriends. Yes, 37.
16. I was an incredibly frigid child.
17. I broke my arm when I was 4.
18. I fell of a slide, causing number 17.
19. I LOVE the “mummy” and all other associative programmes/films.
20. I am more about personality than looks, although I am kinda shallow. I mean, I have to be attracted to the person for it to work!
21. When I first meet someone, I usually look at their eyes or hair first.  
22. I don’t have a ‘type’ but I prefer ‘normal’ guys. (not all bones or all muscle ect).
23. I'm a virgin for both guys and girls.
24. I would have (had) sex with a girl if the opportunity presented itself.
25. If I think someone is good looking, I usually fiddle with my hair a lot.
26. I am a procrastinator, if there is an excuse not to do something, I will find it. I’m like a human sniffer dog.
27. I used to be really picky with food.
28. I used to ONLY eat Jam sandwiches.
29. I then moved onto Ham Sandwiches.
30. Then Spam. Told you I was picky.
31. When I’m alone I sometimes talk to myself.
32. I think being weird is cool, quirky and cute.
33. I am a love-drunk. (ie. I say I love you” a million times)
34. I have a nasty habbit of using technology while being drunk. Not good :/
35. I went through a period where I smoked cigarettes for a while. Not proud of it but I quit, when my sisters boyfriend caught me. He didn’t tell.
36. I have never smoked marijuana, although I would like to try it once.
37. I have an addictive personality. Like, I check facebook and blogger religiously.
38. I had braces for 4 years.
39. They said I’d have them for 2 ¬¬
40. I used to LOVE Simpsons. I still do, but not as much.
41. I have every series of it on DVD.
42. I have over 300 of their comics, including the first 10 ever. Told you ... addictive.
43. I have 2 older sisters, but countless younger cousins.
44. I HATE the thought of people laughing at me.   
45. J'ai parler un peu francais.
46. I also know a lot of Russian Insults. (My ex taught me).
47. I am a big grammar and punctuation freak (or as Peter would say ... Dork).
48. I found it very difficult to spell as a child. I could spell difficult, but probably not very.
49. I constantly loose at games with my friends. Especially Monopoly and Super Mario Party 8.  
50. I used to do Hurdles in school and was quite good at them.
51. I LOVE Shakespeare to pieces. I even researched his mysterious ‘dedication’.
52. I love the smell of new books.
53. I hate the sound it makes when people play with styrofoam.
54. I LOVE the cold. I even leave my window open at night.
55. I have had trouble sleeping since I was a child, but no one in my family believes me that I used to pretend to sleep.
56. For some people the highlight in the morning is urinating. For me it is a cold glass of orange juice.
57. My and my great nan do crossword puzzles when we’re together in the evening.
58. I come from a long line of gardening experts. My dad and great nan can both name the latin names of plants they see.
59. My dad used to be a tree surgeon.
60. My mum, her dad AND her mum were all psychiatric nurses.
61. I multitask constantly. Right now I have the TV, a computer game, MSN, Blogger, Facebook and Google open.
62. I was taught to never give up as a child.
63. I used to bite my nails really badly, but I’ve almost completely stopped.
64. I used to suck my thumb as a child.
65. My mum tried to get me to stop by putting this blue stuff, that tasted disgusting, on it. I didn’t give up (number 62) and powered through for years.
66. My mum taught me how to play chess at a VERY young age. She refused to play by the time I was 10.
67. I am a clutter freak. I hoard everything.
68. I had my first kiss very young. About age 4.
69. I usually promise myself I will do my homework the night I get it set, but leave it until the night before.
70. I hate politics. It confuses me.
71. I am in college at the moment (not litterally) and study 4 courses.
72. I study Media, English Literature, Sociology and Maths.
73. I'm not religious.
74. I LOVE to read, but hate some ‘classics’. I gave up reading the Hobbit.
75. It took me 6 months to read Watership Down.
76. I am a nice person. People usually take this the wrong way.
77. If I’m nice to a girl, they usually end up liking me. Don’t mean to sound big-headed, but its usually true.
78. If I’m nice about a girl to someone else, they think I like them.
79. Media and Sociology have ruined my life. Not really, but they have changed how I view the world.
80. I can’t not analyse a Media product. E.g. if I a listening to a song I will be thinking about what music video I would make ect.
81. If I think about people as a whole, I will apply sociological theories.
82. I am a terrible person to watch films with as I tear it to pieces: I point out the flaws, continuity errors or just make fun of it.
83. I really like horror films but an kind of squeamish.
84. I used to feint a lot (will explain in a later post).
85. I used to sneak into the cemetery as a child. What?! If they said I couldn’t do something, I had to!
86. I have grown up around death.
87. I have a shirt I only wear at funerals.
88. I found our missing cat Lucky in our Play House. He froze to death.
89. I am REALLY forgetful. I’m lucky if I can even remember 5 minutes ago ... I actually can’t remember what I put for number 1.
90. I live in a 3 bedroom house. Mine is the smallest.
91. I have only ever made ONE mix-tape/CD.
92. I am a romantic. I used to tell my dad what he should do on Valentine’s Day. Haha.
93. I have wanted to join almost every career to man.
94. I am an aspiring novelist since I was about 7.
95. I suffer from REALLY bad eczema.
96. I have wide feet.
97. I only wear Converse All Star shows. I don’t know why, just like them.
98. I absolutely L.O.V.E. Ancient Egypt. I taught myself how to write hieroglyphics at a young age, but have never been to Egypt.
99. I have a university interview on Wed. I’m worried haha.
100. And um ... 100 ... um ... I say “um” WAY too much, haha. At least 3 times in a sentence.